That Vowel Mechanic

Main Entry: Rhez

Pronunciation: 'rez

Function: noun

Form: female radical

aka: the Maven

1 : A/n vowel mechanic,    slow suicide, straight swinger, somber lush, ignorant erudite, masochistic lover, resident tourist, honest liar, imbibing masticator, bittersweet talker, introverted extrovert, selfish giver, bored activist, clean mess, compassionate cynic, exclusively inclusive, et al

2 : I live a charmed life, have fun hating me.

ISO

ppl wth brkn/mssng vwls, impeccable speakers, somnambulists, linguists, erudites, synoxymorons, situationists, alliterates, mentors, lovers, unscrupulous heartbreakers, fellow trysters, existentialists, exibitionists, the few wrong ones, the many right ones, the only one, catatonic dreamers, all them mind f***ers, and empanadaphiles.